MELVILLE, New York — When Noel Biderman, CEO of the recently hacked adultery dating website Ashley Madison, introduced the site in Israel last year, what did he say?
A. “Before the launch of Ashley Madison in Israel, people had affairs, and when I leave, they’ll have affairs. So why not give them a social network where they can be together.”
B. “I’m not telling anyone to violate the 7th commandment prohibition against adultery. I’m just saying that it takes a Yiddishe kop to figure out how to make money off of people who are violating the commandment.”
C. “The last time I was in Israel was for my bar mitzvah. I gotta say, my bubby was a lot happier that time.”
D. “I am happily married, and I have never cheated on my wife. But many Israelis have, so I hope they’ll use Ashley Madison. And we do offer the option of specifying that you prefer a Jewish hook up.”
E. “I was going to incorporate in Israel as YentaTheNaughtyMatchmaker.com, but the Fiddler on the Roof people threatened to sue, so we’ll just stick with Ashley Madison.”
