Humoring the headlines: August 28, 2018

Adages for the Trump Era

By Laurie Baron

Laurie Baron

SAN DIEGOIf you don’t have something nice to say about someone, don’t say anything for two days until you are pressured to say something positive you don’t really mean.

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A snitch in time almost ought to be outlawed.

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Late to bed, early to rise makes a man tweet outrageous lies.

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If you can’t beat them, claim the election was rigged and lock them up.

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The only two sure things in life are wealth and evading taxes.

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I may not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defame you so much no one will believe it anyway.

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Birds of a feather collude together.

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Cursed are the poor for they shall inherit nothing.

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Blood is thicker than lawsuits.

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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.