My Kind of Guy: Trump’s Song to Viktor Orban (Melody: My Kind of Town)
By Laurie Baron
SAN DIEGO- He is my kind of guy, V. Orban is.
Need you ask why? V. Orban is.
My kind of populist.
Alt-right nationalist.
And each time he turns back immigrants.
Or surrounds himself with sycophants.
Equates bad press with fake news,
Spread by Soros the Jew.
My kind of guy, V. Orban is
Need you ask why? V. Orban is.
Bibi agrees he’s OK.
Anti-Semitic? No way!
Each time I praise autocrats.
Dismaying the Democrats.
Vladimir Putin, V. Orban is.
Kim Jong-Un, V. Orban is.
Know how to rule their sheeple.
They’re all very fine people.
They’re my kind of guys.
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.