Humoring the headlines: July 5, 2019

In Memory of Bob Hope Who Entertained the Troops Rather Than Vice Versa

By Laurie Baron

Lawrence Baron

SAN DIEGO — Tanks for the memory

Of military pomp
Funded by the swamp.
The greatest event for the one percent.
It was quite a romp.
How bigly it was.

Tanks for the memory
Of Lincoln sitting there.
Silent on his chair.
He could not say; please go away.
You are not my heir.
How bigly it was.

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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.comSan Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.