Please Impeach Him (Melody: Please Release Me)
SAN DIEGO−
Please impeach him for all his sins.
I’ve grown tired of his “wins.”
Nancy waited much too long
To avoid offending MAGA throngs.
The IG let the whistle blow.
The public has the right to know.
The litany of crimes daily widens.
Extorting aid to smear the Bidens.
Don’t fret about the Senate trial,
Or Trump’s penchant for shameless guile.
Just defend the constitution,
From such presidential prostitution.
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.