When you yearn for the facts
To know how to react,
Just ask Fauci!
When you need expertise
to survive a disease,
Just ask Fauci!
Donald T, narcissist, narcissist, narcissist,
Expects miracles.
Tony F. scientist, scientist, scientist,
Is more empirical.
Because he was elected,
Trump hates being corrected.
He gets grouchy.
When there’s questions that stump,
Do not listen to Trump.
Call on Fauci.
Donald T, narcissist, narcissist, narcissist,
Believes in miracles.
Tony F. scientist, scientist, scientist.
Acts on data, so empirical.
When your 401 K
Is no longer OK
Don gets frightened.
The plague will abate.
Tony says we must wait.
How enlightened!
Let’s give an ovation
For saving our nation,
Dr. Fauci!
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.