SAN DIEGO−Last night’s debate between Harris and Pence was far more civil than the first presidential debate. As Trump’s vice president, Pence serves as the Blander and Chief.
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A fly landed and sat for 2 minutes on Pence’s hair. What substance could attract a fly so long?
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Although Pence did not shout, he did talk over Harris many times. Pundits label this tactic VPOTUS Interruptus.
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The Debate Commission decided to make the next presidential debate virtual in case Trump is still contagious. Trump refused, but agreed to debate on Twitter if Vladimir Putin can be his lifeline.
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BREAKING NEWS: MSNBC: Right-wing militias thwarted in plot to kidnap Michigan governor.
FOX NEWS: Fine people exercise right of free speech by planning to get Michigan governor to speak with them one-on-one at a place of their choosing about wearing masks.
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.
Yes our election is on October 17. It was delayed a month because of the Covid outbreak in Auckland in August which we have beaten. The whole country is back down to level 1, no mask wearing or social distancing required. The only mask wearing that was required was on airliners flying out of Auckland and on Buses and trains in Auckland. Under the rule of mask wearing on aircraft the airlines were allowed to totally fill the planes with passengers.
I THINK OUR ELECTION IS MORE IMORTANT THAN YOURS>>>>LOL
The Fly created some Humour in the election
I VOTE FOR THE FLY.
You can only do so if he flies down to New Zealand, of course.