Satire: Headlines for 10 Years from Today

Laurie Baron

By Laurie Baron , Ph.D                                                                                                                         SAN DIEGO

–CDC Concerned over Spread of Zeta Variant: Recommends Wearing of Hazmat Suits

–Unvaccinated Population Facing Extinction

–Supreme Court Upholds Poll Tax Based on Income Constitutional Since It Is Not Based on Race

–Judge Grants Trump Another Continuance in Trial for Incitement

–Jeff Bezos Purchases USA-Renames It Unfettered Sales of Amazon

–Space Tourism Brisk as Ticket Price Drops to $100,000

–Miami Swamped by Rising Sea Level-Officially Designated Part of the Everglades

–Infrastructure Bill Stalls as Crumbling Roads, Rails, and Airports Prevent Congressional Travel

–Marjorie Taylor Greene Elected First Female KKK Grand Dragon

–Senate Retains Filibuster Despite Failure to Pass Any Legislation in Past Decade

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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.comSan Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.

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