By Laurie Baron
Denazification=DeNATOization
Ukrainians=Lapsed Russians
Special Operations=Asymmetrical war waged until the world starts saying Kiev again
Genocide=What lapsed Russians do to ethnic Russians
Act of War=Anything that aids the lapsed Russians
Chernobyl =What will happen to other nuclear reactors if the lapsed Russians resist
Nuclear High Alert=Your next infrastructure projects should be building bomb shelters
United Nations=China, India, North Korea, Russia, and Syria
Defensible Borders=The borders of the former Soviet Union and communist bloc
Donald Trump=Neville Chamberlain
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.