By Laurie Baron
(Melody: Oklahoma)
Mar-a-Lago, where the lackies come to kiss Trump’s ring
Where secrets are stored since he likes to hoard
Believing that he owns everything.
Mar-a-Lago, where agents confiscated files.
And he felt maligned since in his mind
They’re declassified, no grounds for a trial.
We know they belong to the land,
And this won’t turn out as he planned.
And when he rants, these docs were merely plants.
We’re only sayin’ “You’re doin’ fine, Merrick Garland, Merrick Garland, AG.”
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com.