By Laurie Baron
SAN DIEGO — Here is how to interpret Trump-speak:
Presidential Immunity=Presidential Impunity
Witch Hunt=Any Civil or Criminal Prosecution Conducted Against Him
Stay of Proceedings=Delay of His Trials Until After the Election and Never If He Wins
Deep State=Civil Service
Dictator for a Day=Dictator for a Four-Year Term or Longer If Possible
Poisoning the Blood of the Nation=Immigrants (Except from Europe) Becoming Citizens
She’s Not My Type=Any Woman Who Resists Being Sexually Molested
Make America Great Again=Make America Hate Although It Never Really Stopped
Vermin=Anybody Who Criticizes Him
Fake News=See Vermin
Demented=See Vermin
Communists=See Vermin
Patriot=The Opposite of Vermin
Retribution=Retribution (Against Vermin)
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Baron is professor emeritus at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via Lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com