Old Man Biden (Melody: Old Man River)
By Laurie Baron in San Diego
Old man Biden
That old man Biden.
He’s not a hater,
Would be dictator
That old man Biden.
Why’s he polling behind?
Joe sometimes stutters
With words he utters,
But he’s not insane. And he don’t inflame.
That old man Biden,
Why’s he polling behind?
Liberty
Takes vigilance
Sound policies
And not vengeance.
Build a bridge.
Protect health care.
The rule of law.
We must never yield to despair.
Trump, he excites
When he incites.
He yells and glowers To regain power.
Old man Donald,
Why’s he polling ahead?
Trump was evicted
He’s been convicted.
Tells lies excessive Says things regressive.
Old man Donald
Why’s he polling ahead?
You and me
We need to vote Save democracy
Not rock its boat
Cast that ballot
At polls, by mail.
Assure that Trump Finally Goes to jail.
Old man Biden.
He’ll be abiding.
The constitution.
No retribution.
That old man Biden
Should be polling ahead
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Laurie Baron is professor emeritus at San Diego State University.
Have you listened to some of Trump’s incoherent rants lately? If Biden may be frail, but Trump is unhinged.
LOL. Hear, here!
Old man Biden
He keeps on lying
Instead of trying
To help this country
And all its people
He just keeps trippin along
Old man Biden
Cant find his compass
He drowns in ice cream
Instead of our dream
He just keeps trippin along
Old man Biden
Is lost and hopeless
He don’t know nothin
He cant do nothin
Without Jill’s guidance
He just keeps trippin along
Old man Biden
Continues hidden
He has no answers
For his failed 4 years
Its time for Biden
To keep on sniffin,
To keep on licking along.
What failed four years?
Unemployment is at an all-time low according to the Department of Labor.
The Infrastructure Act has created many good paying jobs in construction that are building roads and bridges where needed and bringing wi-fi to isolated areas.
The Stock Market isn’t hurting.
Inflation is up worldwide. However, thanks to Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, it’s not nearly as high in the USA as it is in many other parts of the world.
Our military is playing a secondary, supportive role to our allies in Israel and Ukraine, but we are not directly involved in those conflicts as we were in Iraq and Afghanistan.
So, I’m missing the failure part.
From where I sit, failure looks like the Taj Mahal Resort & Casino going bankrupt and later being reduced to rubble.
Failure is Trump University being forced by a federal court to shut down and pay 25 million to their entire student body.
Failure is when everyone who ever worked for you declares that you are unfit for office because you are mentally and morally unstable, as well as “a F**king moron.”