Tweetin’ Donald (tune: Rockin’ Robin)
By Laurie Baron
SAN DIEGO− He tweets from his cell phone all day long,
Dissing and venting, calling everyone wrong.
All his petty fears flow from his little brain
Trying to inflict the maximum pain.
Tweetin’ Donald, (tweet-tweet-tweet)
Tweeting’ Donald, (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
Go Tweetin’ Donald ’cause you can’t let go of a grudge (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
Every little set back, every ridicule.
You’ve gotta punch back, you’re gotta be cruel.
SNL should be censored, Trash John McCain.
Your thumbs never know when they should abstain.
Tweetin’ Donald, (tweet-tweet-tweet)
Tweeting’ Donald, (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
Go Tweetin’ Donald ’cause you can’t let go of a grudge (tweet-tweedilly-tweet).
Mexicans and Muslims merit special ire.
Fine white racists need someone to admire.
After watching Fox, you need to have some fun.
Did you ever stop and think that your fans have guns?
Tweetin’ Donald, (tweet-tweet-tweet)
Tweeting’ Donald, (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
Go Tweetin’ Donald ’cause you can’t let go of a grudge (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.
Someone needs to do a cover of this.