BOCA RATON, Florida — My friends sent me the following good Coronavirus jokes. Even in terrible times, we should keep up optimistic good humor.
*To go to the store, they said a mask and gloves were enough…they lied…everyone else had clothes on.
*20 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
*Day 2 without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch. Apparently, she’s my wife. She seems nice.
*Gas is finally affordable and we can’t go anywhere.
*That moment when you’re worried about the elderly and realize that YOU are the elderly.
*We thought we’d have flying cars by 2020. But no, here we are teaching people how to wash their hands.
*Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working from home and will send us instructions on what to do.
*This virus must be wrecking India. I haven’t gotten one phone call in 3 days about my credit card.
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Rabbi Dr. Israel Drazin is a retired brigadier general in the U.S. Army chaplain’s corps and the author of more than 50 books.
More, more, please. These were great. Thank you.