By Elona Baron as told to Laurie Baron
SAN DIEGO — (Photo 1) I’ve heard there may be a meat shortage. To prepare for that eventuality, I’m chewing on my stuffed rabbit a lot.
(Photo 2) This is my owner’s son. Since I’m worried he might leave the house and not wear a mask or practice social distancing, I sit on his lap so he can’t go anywhere.
(Photo 3) I’m so bored I’ve taken up reading books.
(Photo 4) I decided to ask the family’s cat out on a date and she ended up sleeping with me after a wild party playing with my toys.
(Photo 5) Before I let humans pet me, I need to sniff them to make sure they aren’t carriers of the virus.
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Elona resides with Bonnie and Laurie Baron. The latter is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. No animals were harmed in the writing of this column.
Very cute. Hi to Bonnie since you don’t really know me.