SAN DIEGO−After learning that President Trump is taking Hydroxychloroquine, I consulted medical websites to check on the drug’s side effects.
Heart Failure: Trump already suffers from a hardening of the heart, but recently, his empathy for the myriad of Americans who have died from or been infected by Covid-19 is undetectable.
Sudden Weight Gain: This may be why Nancy Pelosi described him as “morbidly obese.” Of course, it could indicate that he’s not getting enough exercise since his golf outings have been curtailed.
Hallucinations: Maybe the origin of claims that Obama conspired against him or Joe Biden is a pedophile.
Hearing Loss: He apparently can’t hear the advice of the scientists on his Coronavirus taskforce.
Easy Bruising: His feelings are so easily hurt.
Yellowing: When mixed with red, yellow forms orange.
Uncontrolled Movements: He does seem out of control.
Feeling Nervous or Irritable: Worried about losing the election in November, he has become more irritable. Just ask the Inspector Generals he has fired.
Defective Color Vision: He can only see white.
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.
Another Democrat Socialist…quite obvious and unblantanly non funny!