SAN DIEGO−What does DHS stand for? Deploying Homeland Stormtroopers. Following are some other examples of truth in acronyms.
CDC=Censored Data Conveyor
ICE= Incarcerating Child Enemies
FBI=Frightened Barr Investigators
EPA=Environmental Pollution Accomplice
IRS=Irretrievable Records Service
POTUS=Potentate of Timid Underling Sycophants
SDNY=Suppressed Defenders of New York
NSA=Not Secure Anymore
OAG=Office of the Attorney Gangster
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.*