To the Tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
By Laurie Baron, Ph.D
SAN DIEGO —
He’s super narcissistic hyper-braggadocious.
He cannot concede his loss due to paranoid psychosis.
If you say lawsuits are doomed, he’ll doubt your prognosis.
Super narcissistic hyper-braggadocious.
He just cannot recognize the final ascertainment.
That’s just how it is with his unique derangement.
Or is the real reason fear of an arraignment?
After the inaugural, we’re counting on containment.
He’s super autocratic and acting quite despotic.
He’ll sow seeds of doubt to make things quite chaotic.
He thinks his comments always are hypnotic.
He’ll never admit that his quest is just quixotic.
He’s super narcissistic hyper-braggadocious.
He cannot concede his loss due to paranoid psychosis.
If you say lawsuits are doomed, he’ll doubt your prognosis.
Super narcissistic hyper-braggadocious.
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.