(Tune: Row, Row, Row, Your Boat)
By Laurie Baron
SAN DIEGO — Roe, Roe, Roe, your vote.
Pack the Supreme Court.
Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily.
No crime to abort!
Roe, Roe, Roe, your vote.
Inflation is a curse.
Warily, warily, warily, warily.
The GOP is worse.
Roe, Roe, Roe, your vote.
We can’t afford to fail.
Charily, charily, charily, charily.
Avert the Handmaid’s Tale.
Roe, Roe, Roe, your vote.
Brett and Neil hid the truth.
Verily, verily, verily, verily.
We need another Ruth!
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com. San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally. He does not want people to write angry letters supporting abortion because he believes the rights of living women outweigh the rights of unborn fetuses and your letters won’t change his mind.