Satire: Who Needs a Constitution?

By Laurie Baron

(Melody: Revolution)

We must suspend the constitution
Well, you know
There’s no way I could have lost.
It’s just a form of restitution
Well, you know
I’m gonna rule at any cost.

But when I talk about our greatness
You know only I can drain the swamp.

Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.
You know I’ve got a final solution.
Well, you know.
Nick and Kanye give me advice.
I’m just seeking retribution.
Well, you know
Build the wall and unleash ICE.

When I take vengeance for being victimized
I can assure my foes will be ostracized.

Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.

I say we don’t need elections.
Well, you know
The deep state always cheats.
I’ll incite another insurrection.
Well, you know
To preempt future defeats.

But if you keep oaths and stay proud.
You’ll be in charge to lead my crowd.

Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.
Don’t you know it’s gonna be all white.

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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com