By Laurie Baron
(Melody: My Blue Heaven)
The GOP votes multiple times.
‘Cause the crazies reject blue Kevin.
Turn to the right, the extreme MAGA right
Will make him the blue, blue Kevin.
He bargained away, whatever sway, the Speaker has had.
When they vacate, and agitate, he’ll end up sad. Too bad!
Just Matt and Andy, and Boebert makes three
Have hemmed in the blue blue Kevin.
He won, but he lost, at such a high cost.
Pity the poor blue Kevin.
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com.