By Laurie Baron
SAN DIEGO─ The Supreme Court struck down EPA regulations of toxic emissions from coal burning power plants as part of its series of rulings to create a post-glacial society.
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Bobby Jindal ordered Louisiana state agencies not to recognize same sex marriages and posted a picture of his face superimposed over that of George Wallace standing outside the door to Foster Auditorium of the University of Alabama to prevent the school from admitting black students in 1963.
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Greece assured the European Union that it will develop a plan to deal with its current debt crisis by hiring a team of financiers who were formerly employed by Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Washington Mutual.
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When 9 African American worshipers were murdered in a church by a white supremacist, it sparked a national discussion of race and the legacy of slavery in America. When an ISIS suicide bomber killed 27 Shi’ite worshippers and wounded over 200 more in a Kuwaiti mosque, it seem destined to spark more terrorist acts.
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Governor Andrew Cuomo revealed that the two escapees from the maximum security prison originally intended to flee to Mexico. Upon hearing that news, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto immediately phoned Donald Trump to warn the United States to stop sending its murderers to Mexico.
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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com . San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.