Humoring the headlines: June 11, 2016

Funny (and) Sad in Israel

By Laurie Baron

Laurie Baron
Laurie Baron

TEL AVIV–This past week I have been in Israel. The vibrant night life and cosmopolitanism makes it easy to forget that normality can turn into tragedy at any moment. I had dined near the Sarona Center the day before the shooting. A change of plan and day could have made this tourist into a target because anytime in Israel a civilian can become a casualty. Although I disagree with Israel’s occupation policies, I have never supported the BDS campaign because Palestinian terrorists have their own BDS movement: Bomb, Destroy, Shoot. *
Freud once said that analogies teach us nothing, but they make us feel comfortable. The appointment of Avigdor Lieberman is akin to appointing Donald Trump as the US Ambassador to Mexico.

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I had a chance to visit the Museum of Diaspora. It has a wonderful cafe, but true to the Diaspora, it does not serve hummus.

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Yes, Hillary Clinton has been accused by Donald Trump of being crooked and irresponsible, but compared to Sara Netanyahu, she’s a saint.

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The U.N. Security Council condemned the Tel Aviv shootings as “reprehensible acts of terrorism; whereas the General Assembly condemned the existence of Israel as a colonial act of terrorism.

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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com   San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.