Humoring the headlines: October 6, 2016

Unspoken Thoughts During The Vice Presidential Debate

By Laurie Baron

Laurie Baron
Laurie Baron

SAN DIEGO─ “Speak softly and bury your social conservativism.” Mike Pence

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“The only thing sure in life for Trump is wealth and no taxes.”  Tim Kaine

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“Yes, I’m at his beck and call.  But only Trump can build a wall.” Mike Pence

 

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“Nothing ventured, and, the investors and contractors take the loss.” Tim Kaine

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“What you don’t know can’t influence your vote.” Mike Pence

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“Hell hath no fury like Hillary scorned!” Tim Kaine

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Baron is professor emeritus of history at San Diego State University. He may be contacted via lawrence.baron@sdjewishworld.com   San Diego Jewish World points out to new readers that this column is satire, and nothing herein should be taken literally.