‘Just Kidding’: An Israeli for U.S. National Security Advisor?
“I first thought of picking a Russian…among our many, many friends there, starting with Vladi, but the fake media would eat me up alive. They’re already raking my friendships there over the coals.
“So I’m looking elsewhere,all over the world, and, trust me, I remembered — I have so much information to remember, but I’m a very stable genius. So I remembered that people born in Israel are called sabers. Now that tells you something: if you’re named for a sword, you’re a born fighter, and that”s the sort of person we need.”
(When Jared said,”Respectfully, sir, I believe the Hebrew word for a native-born Israeli is ‘sabra’,” Trump replied, “What’s your point?”)
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Joel H. Cohen, Trivia, Humor & Satire