Joel H. Cohen

Joel H. Cohen

Joel H. Cohen is a New York-based humorist and satirist, who especially enjoys lampooning political figures.  Occasionally, he writes a serious column.  His “Just Kidding” satires are always identified on San Diego Jewish World to avoid possibly confusing our readers.

‘Just Kidding’: An eruv for U.S. – Mexico border?

By Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — President Trump gave serious consideration to using an eruv as a virtual wall on the border between the United States and Mexico, according to sources familiar with his plan. It came about this way: He’d essentially dismissed concrete as the material for the wall that he’d constantly pledged […]

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Joel H. Cohen, Trivia, Humor & Satire

‘Just Kidding:’ Trump reacts to Torah tales

By Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK  — To change President Trump’s mood and take his mind off such concerns as a Democrat-controlled House of Representatives and the forthcoming report of the Mueller special investigation, the president’s daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared have been reading him accounts of major figures in the Bible and other religious

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‘Just kidding’: China trade battle may spur kashrut

By Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK —  President Trump’s trade battle with China could have unintended benefits for kosher delicatessens in the United States. White House sources, knowledgeable about his thinking in the controversy, report that the president is considering levying duties on treyf products used in Chinese restaurants. Were they imposed, these restaurants would undoubtedly

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‘Just Kidding’: Al Chet additions from the White House

By Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — Does anybody think we need more al chets this Yom Kippur? We already have an abundance, including some we don’t understand. But just in case we’d like more, the White House communications team has sent to Jewish congregations across the nation a list of suggested politically related admissions

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‘Just Kidding:’ Trump visits Jewish fortune teller

By Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — Imagine this scenario: President Trump is feeling uneasy about his future and finally, at his daughter Ivanka’s urging, agrees to visit a fortune-teller. Known professionally as Mama Lushen, she’s a Jewish woman who comes highly recommended by members of the Sisterhood of the shul that Ivanka and Jared

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‘Just Kidding:’ Trump rates, berates Jewish aides

By Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — President Trump summoned his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to the Oval Office for what he described as “a heart-to-heart talk.” (“You always have my heart, sir,” Vice President Pence said from a corner of the room. “Sure, Mike,” Trump said, “Get me a Coke.” To which Pence responded: “An

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‘Just Kidding:’ Hot-air balloons in all-Trump parade

By Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — Remember the old, upbeat saying. “If life deals you lemons, make lemonade”? At first, President Trump took the saying literally, and seriously considered having his children open a lemonade stand in front of the White House. But Melania explained the meaning of the motto, and now the president

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