Lawrence Baron

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−The forest fires in Northern California have killed 23 people and destroyed 3,500 homes and businesses.  Even though it is not as bad as Katrina or Maria, why hasn’t President Trump visited to console the victims?  Unnamed sources say he looked at the electoral map and commented, “It’s so far and

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Gun sales have spiked in the wake of the Las Vegas massacre and renewed calls for gun control.  In a poll conducted about why people were purchasing more guns now, here are some of the most common responses. * “The Democrats plan to amend the constitution to allow Obama to run

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−In a world where there are alternative facts, there is alternative history.  It is December 21, 1941.  The United States is reeling from the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor.  President Donald Trump has waited two weeks to visit the bombed naval base to bolster the morale of the sailors.   Here are

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−At a rally in Alabama, President Trump urged owners of NFL teams to fire players who refuse to stand when the Star Spangled Banner is played.  Next he disinvited the Golden State Warriors from visiting the White House because Steph Curry refused to attend.  Oakland A’s catcher Bruce Maxwell responded by

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−President Trump has started to use song title memes like “Rocket Man” to label his political friends and foes. Here are some other song title memes he plans to use in the future: * Eve of Destruction=North Korea * Witchy Woman=Hillary Clinton * Sympathy for the Devil=Steve Bannon * From Russia

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−The World Clowns Association has picketed screenings of the movie It carrying signs that read: “Black, white, and red faces matter.” * Both houses of Congress passed a congressional resolution condemning the white nationalist march in Charlottesville, Virginia.  President Trump signed it despite his continuing insistence that the anti-racist protesters were equally

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−As Hurricane Irma headed toward Florida, President Trump convened a cabinet meeting, but nothing was released about what was discussed.  Russia obtained a transcript and handed it over to Wikileaks for publication.  Here’s what we know. * Cabinet members spent the first thirty minutes of the meeting praising Trump as the

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−What should the world do when the testosterone twins throw tantrums and start comparing the size and potency of their missiles?  As the Chinese say, erections have consequences. * Before signing the Executive Order to rescind DACA, President Trump professed his love for the Dreamers and assured them he would handle

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Buoyed by his power to override the judicial system when he pardoned Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Donald Trump is considering pardons and actions he can take to help people who merit his intervention.  Here’s the list he has compiled. * Bernie Madoff:  He was just doing his job maximizing profits.  Investors must

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Trump Tweets that General Kelly deleted before they were sent. * I heeded great advice from my amazing generals to dispatch more troops to Afghanistan.  Vlad also assured me that it worked wonders for Russia when it was fighting there.  He never deceives me.  BFF! * Best solar eclipse the world

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−President Trump declined an invitation to address the annual convention of the NAACP.  Now the organization’s members know what the hell they had to lose by voting for him. * North Korea fired another intercontinental missile into the Sea of Japan.  This could mean that North Korea plans to attack the