Lawrence Baron

By Laurie Baron (Melody: Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys) SAN DIEGO — She brought three of her guns To the school she once attended. And sprayed the place with bullets. Killing many as she intended. The police promptly shot her dead For which they were commended. And we’ll have guns, guns, guns Thoughts […]

(Melody: Stormy Weather) By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — Don’t know why. Alvin Bragg had to lie. Stormy trial. And that judge is quite vile. Trump hating all the time. Press is fake. I’m an angel for heaven’s sake. Stormy trial. I spared my wife with denial. I’m victimized all the time. Let me run.

By Laurie Baron Dear Donald, I heard you were indicted by a Soros puppet. If it’s any consolation, I hate Soros too. We need more Jewish billionaires like Sheldon Adelson. Don’t worry about it. Even though my trial for corruption has been going on since 2020, it hasn’t hurt me politically. After all, I’m Prime

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — Donald Trump held the first campaign rally for his 2024 presidential bid in Waco, Texas.  The location was selected because the city has hosted other cults in the past willing to commit violence and die on behalf of their leader when the Deep State FBI and ATF were weaponized

(Melody: Call Me Irresponsible) By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — Call me unindictable. Since I’m controversial. Clearly irresponsible too. Do my calls for riots scare you? 1/6 shows I’m ruthless. MAGA folks take my cues. Yes, my ends are unacceptable. And my means unconscionable. Power is the goal I pursue. I like illegalities. Foment volatility.

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — Marjorie Failure Greene recently tweeted, “We need a national divorce. We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government. I want to see a legal agreement that would separate states to resolve ideological and political disagreements. Rearranged this way, Americans can decide where

(Melody: This Train is Bound for Glory) On the First Anniversary of the Russian Invasion By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — Ukraine is bound for glory, Ukraine. Winning a war so gory, Ukraine. Ukraine will prove greater. Beat the invader and its dictator. Ukraine is bound for glory, Ukraine. Ukraine has a smaller army, Ukraine.

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — The Roald Dahl Story Company and Puffin Books have changed the original language in Dahl’s children’s stories to make them more inclusive and less offensive. The Mark Twain Foundation is planning to do the same for his works. Here are some of the changes: Tom Sawyer is now described

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — To defend the country from foreign attacks, the United States has developed sophisticated weapons like stealth jets and weapons capable of shooting down incoming missiles. The Chinese spy balloon alerted our leaders to the dangers of low-tech threats to our security. A supplemental military appropriation bill addresses this problem.

By Laurie Baron (Melody: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head) In Memoriam to Burt Bacharach (1928-2023) SAN DIEGO — Catcalls are shouted when he speaks, And like the woman whose mouth emits those shrieks, Dressed in her white fur. Spouting all her slurs, he is not deterred. He tells them to check what colleagues had

By Laurie Baron (Melody: Matchmaker, Matchmaker) SAN DIEGO — Documents, documents Scattered around. Some still hidden. Others were found. Documents, documents. Secret ones too. Which DOJ must impound. Documents, documents. Trump just refused. Joe had some too. Pence wasn’t excused. Documents, documents. Which don’t belong to them Mistakes or power abused? For Donald He thinks

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO — There have been 40 mass shooting in the United States in the first 26 days of 2023. We need to give up trying to regulate guns. Instead, if you can’t beat them, shoot them! We should rename the country the Unrestrained Shooters of America not only to keep the