CPAC is holding its annual meeting in Orlando this weekend. Although the meeting could be confused with Fantasy Land, delegates are encouraged to visit nearby Walt Disney attractions reconfigured to cater to these conservatives. Here’s a sampling of the most popular rides for this occasion. [Laurie Baron, Ph.D]
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & Satire
Musk, who is often mistakenly thought to be Jewish, visited Israel in 2018, meeting with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, dining in Jerusalem’s Machane Yehuda market, and pouring himself a flaming absinthe in a Jerusalem bar. Musk also went to Masada and posted a selfie from there on Instagram, with what pithy caption? [Mark D. Zimmerman]
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Mark D. Zimmerman, Trivia, Humor & SatireA day after the storming of the Capitol, Donald Trump finally issued a statement condemning it: “We have just been through an intense election, and emotions are high, but now tempers must be cooled, and calm restored. To those who engaged in the acts of violence and destruction, you do not represent our country. And to those who broke the law, you will pay.” His sincerity can’t be doubted since he has made it clear that the people attending the Stop the Steal rally were [the following}:
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USATo tune of ‘American Pie’:
But November made me shiver.
With every statement he’d deliver.
The results he discounted
As the margins mounted.
I can’t remember if I thought
It was just time that he bought.
His claims struck me as overwrought.
The day democracy died. [Laurie Baron, Ph.D]
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & SatireEvery year the president of the United States awards the Medal of Freedom to people who have made “an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors.” Honoring that tradition, President Trump is conferring this honor on Devin Nunes for “unearthing the crime of the century [the Russian hoax]” and “thwarting a plot to take down a sitting United States president.” Adhering to Trump’s elastic interpretation of what constitutes a “meritorious contribution” to the above criteria, I expect the following to be named as recipients of the Medal in the coming days. [Laurie Baron, Ph.D]
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & SatireDuring Ted Cruz’s 2016 campaign, he went with Rabbi Zev Reichman (the director of the Mechina Program at Yeshiva University) to a fundraising event. What did Cruz do that impressed Rabbi Reichman? [Mark D. Zimmerman]
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Trivia, Humor & Satire, USAFollowing are Jewish programs of interest to lay and academic audiences that may be accessed via the Internet, January 3rrd through 9th. They are listed in Pacific Standard Time. [Laurie Baron, Ph.D]
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Books, Poetry & Short Stories, International, Jewish History, Jewish Religion, Lawrence Baron, Science, Medicine, & Education, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USAMelody: ‘Auld Lang Syne’
May twenty twenty be forgot.
But remember those who died.
Due to the incompetence
Of a president who lied. … (Laurie Baron, Ph.D)
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
Melanie Rubin in our license plate maven, always on the lookout for vanity plates of Jewish interest, like this one saying LCHAIMM, with an extra ‘m’ perhaps to savor the wonderful taste of life.
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Melanie Rubin, Travel and Food, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
Perhaps it’s because vaccines developed by Moderna and Pfizer presage the end of the pandemic. Perhaps because the awful year of 2020 is almost over. Whatever the reason, humor and optimism are beginning to reemerge, and my mail box, and possibly yours too, are replete with examples. [Donald H. Harrison]
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Donald H. Harrison, Trivia, Humor & SatireTune: California Dreaming
All the beds are full
In the ICUs
I must stay at home.
Watch TV or snooze.
Am I safe from Covid
If I live in L.A?
California lockdown
On such a winter’s day. … {Laurie Baron]
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Lawrence Baron, Music, Dance, and Visual Arts, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
Following his granting of clemency to murderers and other felons, aides and allies, President Donald Trump has turned his attention to pardoning athletes and others whose transgressions rocked the sports world. [Satire by Bruce F. Lowitt]
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Bruce F. Lowitt, International, Sports & Competitions, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USATune: I’ll Never Fall in Love Again
What must you do to get a pardon?
It’s not required that you’ve repented.
Or that your lying has not relented.
Don’t ever heed the law again!
Don’t ever heed the law again! (Laurie Baron, Ph.D)
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA
Our Christmas party happened to fall on the sixth day of Chanukah, so I wanted to contribute. What I used to do at my school was bring in homemade sufganiyot using whole wheat flour with nutmeg mixed into the dough, fill them with jam and fry them up in coconut oil. These treats would be proudly presented in a basket with a sign that read “You don’t have to be Jewish to have a Happy Chanukah!” [Eric George Tauber]
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Eric George Tauber, Music, Dance, and Visual Arts, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USA