Trivia, Humor & Satire

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−As Hurricane Irma headed toward Florida, President Trump convened a cabinet meeting, but nothing was released about what was discussed.  Russia obtained a transcript and handed it over to Wikileaks for publication.  Here’s what we know. * Cabinet members spent the first thirty minutes of the meeting praising Trump as the

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−What should the world do when the testosterone twins throw tantrums and start comparing the size and potency of their missiles?  As the Chinese say, erections have consequences. * Before signing the Executive Order to rescind DACA, President Trump professed his love for the Dreamers and assured them he would handle

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Buoyed by his power to override the judicial system when he pardoned Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Donald Trump is considering pardons and actions he can take to help people who merit his intervention.  Here’s the list he has compiled. * Bernie Madoff:  He was just doing his job maximizing profits.  Investors must

By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO−Trump Tweets that General Kelly deleted before they were sent. * I heeded great advice from my amazing generals to dispatch more troops to Afghanistan.  Vlad also assured me that it worked wonders for Russia when it was fighting there.  He never deceives me.  BFF! * Best solar eclipse the world