The time has come for all Americans of voting age to ask themselves a crucial question: Do I really want a president who coughs? The logical answer, of course, is no. Coughing is a sign of mental incapacity and imminent death — that’s a well-established fact, according to the earlier part of this sentence. Electing […]
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Trivia, Humor & Satire, USABy Laurie Baron Dear the Donald, Ever since you descended down the escalator and warned us about the Mexicans, I have been one of your most loyal supporters. But lately I wonder if you are betraying your ideals. Why did you visit the enemy south of our border? Did the President of Mexico sell you
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & SatireBy Mark D. Zimmerman MELVILLE, New York — The great Gene Wilder, star of such wonderful movies as Blazing Saddles, The Producers, The Frisco Kid, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, and Young Frankenstein, passed away last week. How did Wilder describe the role of Judaism in his life? A. I’m not at all religious, although I am certainly Jewish–which, to me, means that
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Theatre, Film & Broadcast, Trivia, Humor & SatireBy Joel H Cohen NEW YORK –Despite the very mixed reviews of his recent visit with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto in Mexico City, Donald Trump has accepted an invitation to go to Israel to meet with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and address the Knesset. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has not yet responded
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Middle East, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USABy Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO─ While Donald Trump was purportedly softening, Anthony Weiner was hardening. Trump insinuated that Weiner’s compulsive sexting cast suspicion on Hillary’s judgment because Weiner might have been reading classified information allegedly sent by Hillary to his wife Huma Abedin. Alternative explanations are that Weiner is just a schmuck or that
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By Donald H. Harrison SAN DIEGO – As today (Friday, Aug. 26) is National Dog Day, I feel I must pay tribute to Benji, our three- year-old combination Schnauzer and Lhasa Apso. “Benji” is short for Benjamin Harrison, so, in our eyes at least, our dog is very presidential. Every morning when I awaken, Benji
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San Diego County, The World We Share, Trivia, Humor & SatireBy Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — Years ago, in the wide-open office of a trade newspaper where I worked, a young woman staffer suddenly stood up and declared in a loud, clear voice: “When you’re in love, the whole world is Jewish.” And then she quietly sat down. I don’t know how long her love
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Joel H. Cohen, Trivia, Humor & SatireIf you’re counting, this is the 250th “Humoring the Headlines” column By Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO─ Donald Trump opened his third campaign office in Israel to court the votes of Israeli Americans. He and Bibi are jointly planning to found a branch of Trump University there where students will be able to major in the
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USABy Mark D. Zimmerman MELVILLE, New York — Tim Kaine, Democratic nominee for vice-president, recently visited the historic Touro Synagogue in Newport, Rhode Island. Jeshuat Israel, the congregation that is housed in the Touro Synagogue building, was recently in the news as a result of its winning a lawsuit against Congregation Shearith Israel of New York
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Jewish History, Mark D. Zimmerman, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USABy Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — Shleppy Sheitels, a boutique that sells deliberately unattractive wigs, is expanding westward, to San Diego and other, still-to-be-determined locations. The idea of offering wigs that are unappealing, explained owner and founder Yetta Flutsky, is in keeping with the original purpose of the mandate for women’s head coverings. “No pun
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Joel H. Cohen, Trivia, Humor & SatireBy Laurie Baron SAN DIEGO –I know I said I was taking a vacation for a week, but when Donald Trump invents a new word, I can’t resist jumping in. (Extreme Vocabulary by Donald J. Trump) Extreme Bedding: Courtship. Extreme Debting: Business strategy of borrowing more than you can pay back, declaring bankruptcy, and not paying your
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Lawrence Baron, Trivia, Humor & Satire, USAHello, thank you! It is so great to be here. Look at how many people are here today! No really, look around. People tell me all the time: “Mr. Trump, no one is able to attract crowds like you do.” And it’s true. There are thousands of people here – everywhere I go, they line
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Trivia, Humor & Satire, USABy Joel H. Cohen NEW YORK — Eggs, long considered pareve, are, in fact, fleishig. That’s the stunning conclusion of a three-year secret study by a commission of rabbis, scientists and philosophers, meeting in an undisclosed location in a southern U.S. state. (“Who’d expect a study like this to take place in a location like
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Joel H. Cohen, Trivia, Humor & SatireBy Laurie Baron The Art of the Steal: How to Win While You Lose by Donald J. Trump Freedom of the press means the freedom to sue if you don’t like how it covers you. “One of the things I’m going to do if I win… I’m going to open up our libel laws so
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